In the grand tradition of “stealing shit from friends that they kind of stole from me anyway,” Lauren and Erica both wrote haiku for the year 2010. And they’re great and you should go read them, after you read mine, of course. I figured churning out 12 haiku would be […]

Haiku for Adulthood: Year in Review

#62 “Table for one?” Don’t look at me like that. I’ll gut you with my Slap Chop. _________ #63 My fuck buddies are now fucking each other and not me. Fucking great. _________ #64 Your words are somehow more intimate. There is no room for detachment. _________ #65 I cannot […]

Haiku for Adulthood: Table for one?

Written while waiting for a bus in the rain on the way to a friend’s birthday brunch. I know I shouldn’t but I can’t stop searching for myself in your words. ________ Forgive me. I err on the side of excess. It’s up and up and up… ________ Anticipation! So […]

Haiku for Adulthood #27-#32