I learned a very valuable lesson today. It’s not all roses and free lube on Twitter, folks. Sure, sometimes you get marriage proposals, but other times you get SCORN. Other times, you will be following someone on Twitter and they’ll say, “Hey, does anyone have this really expensive software that I need for my design [...]
Do Lesbians Fake It?
Apr 30th, 2010
“You mean you don’t clench your vagina?” This is my girlfriend, schooling me in the ways of faking orgasms, a subject I thought I was well-versed in. I am, after all, one of the 48-72% of women who have faked it at some point in their lives. I’ve seen the Meg Ryan scene in When [...]
You can spell hospitality without hospital
Dec 10th, 2009
Thanksgiving day in 2005 was the first time I thought I could die from the cold. It was stupid degrees outside, with a -20 wind chill, and I had a fever. I didn’t know about the fever as we drove from Rogers Park to Hyde Park to cook Indian food with a friend of my [...]
New York Senate votes down gay marriage
Dec 3rd, 2009
I can’t say I’m terribly surprised, but it is disappointing, especially that 8 Democrats voted against the bill, including Sen. Hiram Monserrate, who once slashed up his girlfriend’s face with a broken glass. Also, California’s second most prominent marriage equality group, the Courage Campaign, has backed away from their earlier promise for a 2010 ballot [...]
Queer comes the bride
Jul 20th, 2009
On gayin’ it up at a Christian wedding and humorous ways that my girlfriend and I have been propositioned. My favorite remains, “I used to be a woman!” Check it out.
again: an anniversary poem
Dec 2nd, 2008
how could i stop myself when every part of me said yes and squealed and shimmied in a loop. i broke before i buckled – every ounce of you undid my disbeliefs. you bent down, kissed the corner of my lips on our second date. and again and again and again, the juices hot and [...]
A Reel Good Time
Nov 11th, 2008
Another film review posted, this one called When Kiran Met Karen. Excerpt: When we first meet Kiran, she is pleasantly giving a press conference about her latest movie. Then one reporter asks her about a supposed affair between one of her male co-stars and she flies into a blistering rage, a la Bjork circa 1996. [...]
speaking of gay…
Nov 7th, 2008
I’ve been reviewing a bunch of (mostly terrible) lesbian movies for this year’s queer film fest, Reeling. You can read them here and here. I’m a masochist, so watching these movies is something of a ritual for me, though this year’s film selections are leaving me pretty hard-up for nice things to say about them. [...]
Is the apocalypse near?
Aug 21st, 2008
How is it that AC Slater, aka Mario Lopez, the host of Pet Star on Animal Planet, soap actor on the Bold and the Beautiful, and made-for-tv-movie star on Husband for Hire was selected as People’s Hottest Bachelor? Sure, he has abs. But he’s also played a space captain that informed guests of the adventure-to-come [...]
Once Upon a Mattress
Aug 8th, 2008
If I could take all of you into consideration, my habit, black boots black and ill-advised I’d turn this shanty town into a Nation of slippery fire. I admit I was surprised to find you waiting, alarm clock set to boom before the sun even, before town criers stamped their feet, proclaimed the night your [...]
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