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Gay marriage edition Prop 8 overturned! Tie some cans to my Chevy! Oh fuck, nevermind. ________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #5 Haiku for Adulthood #4 Haiku for Adulthood #3 Haiku for Adulthood #2

Haiku for Adulthood #6


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“You mean you don’t clench your vagina?” This is my girlfriend, schooling me in the ways of faking orgasms, a subject I thought I was well-versed in. I am, after all, one of the 48-72% of women who have faked it at some point in their lives. I’ve seen the […]

Do Lesbians Fake It?


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Devastating news in this week's SF Weekly. It appears that single women can't find ANY men to date in San Francisco! A six-page spread was devoted to tackling this rare phenomenon, whose mystery somehow wasn't covered in any of the six seasons of Sex and the City or in the movie. It's gotten so bad that someone called in the "number 8 pick-up artist in the world" according to an online magazine called TSB (This is Surely Bullshit?) to come to San Francisco and help five of these spinsters-in-training to find love.

The He-cession strikes San Francisco



Part of the important work of Queer and Women’s Studies departments is unearthing and reclaiming the queer content, characters and themes of works of art and artists from the boring, un-fabulous relics of straightness. Some of these artists/works have included Virginia Woolf, Oscar Wilde, Julius Caesar, Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction, King […]

Shakespeare, what have you wrought?


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I never know what to say to people who ask me what kind of music I like. I can't tell the truth without then giving a speech about how pseudo-goth pop is really quite moving if you can just think of all the corpse references as "metaphors for life." I also can't lie about it because I'm a terrible liar. During jury duty last year, I accidentally said I was married and then tried to roll with it until they asked me what my husband's name was and I said "Eleanor."

Obsession