(This has nothing to do with anything, i just liked it. Photo by: kufrik) Lauren:  how’s the parking by your house? me:  awesome Lauren:  it is? like, there’s lots of it? me: why wouldn’t you believe me? Lauren:  lol i’ve just never heard parking described as “awesome” me:  well la […]

Don’t make me do long division

#2 Still drunk this morning at yoga. Oh, I feel so strong and limber…bleeaauuuugh ________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood In and out How to talk to naked people Civil unions and anal sex limericks. what?

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