anna pulley

I couldn’t sleep last night, so I figured the next best thing would be to write limericks about the frustrations of being bisexual, obviously. These may or may not be probably actually true stories. Maybe. I have a peculiar curse. And each year it seems to get worse. See, the women I date all turn [...]

Things that happened to me this week, not organized very well, and with self-indulgent references to nothing! At SF Weekly, I gave advice on how to shame your friends into posting better Facebook comments. Then I said no one remembers who Henry David Thoreau is because he’s not on Twitter, and was immediately publicly shamed [...]

Is making out at bus stops something one grows out of? Really hope not. ________ Related: Guest post on Date Wrecks First date tips from a guitar-playing meerkat Sex Stories: my sexual history in 100 words 20 Hot Dates

Do haiku impress straight girls on OkCupid? One way to find out… ________ Related: Haikus for Adulthood #11-18 Haikus for Adulthood #10 Like a ran-stone cowgirl Love or referrals appreciated

So, apparently my little haiku series has inspired some of my friends to want to prove how much better they are at writing haikus than I am. Thanks, assholes. And since I’m a generous and fame-whorey kind of friend, I decided to post them here. Without further haiku (that pun didn’t work at ALL…but don’t [...]

Guest post by Lauren. Online dating edition. Quickmatch: who likes me? Choose between guy holding a chicken, and a bear. _________ Best OkCupid messages: “Your politics suck.” “Wanna fuck me?” _________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #9 Haiku for Adulthood #8 Haiku for Adulthood #7 Haiku for Adulthood #6

Reasons I’d date you now: Prius. Vodka gimlets. And good at rhyming. _________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #8 Haiku for Adulthood #7 Haiku for Adulthood #6 Haiku for Adulthood #5

Reasons I’d date you at 16: Corvette, Smirnoff Ice, Good at rhyming. _______ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #7 Haiku for Adulthood #6 Haiku for Adulthood #5 Haiku for Adulthood #4

For Jami and Jamie Some words of wisdom: Forget those boy-men you date! (No, not the rich ones) ________ Related: Haiku for Adulthood #4 Haiku for Adulthood #3 Haiku for Adulthood #2 Haiku for Adulthood