So glad to see my efforts to mainstream frozen vaginas are finally being recognized! Actually, I have no idea how googling “cold cunt” would lead someone to this blog. Maybe it was something about Robert Pattinson.
In other news, here’s what you’ve missed if you’ve been trapped in a time warp of Cat Font.
- The surprisingly fascinating world of underwear fetishists
- Fun facts about women and porn to impress your friends at parties
On the Redeye:
- Sometimes I use animals to validate my sexual identity
- Manishing! The case of the disappearing boyfriend
- How to come out as polyamorous
- Coming clean after a year has passed
- Can a non-Jew join a Jewish dating site?
- Rumi was totally a lesbian
- How to deal with unresponsive texters
- What’s a vagina-virgin?
- Strap-ons are awkward
Plus, I told a one-night stand story at Bawdy but my phone ran out of storage space right at the punch line and I’ve been thus far too sad-lazy to try to make it better. But, you know, here’s some suspenders!