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Haiku for Adulthood: Quickies

#205

I’m used to the women

I date being straight, but

never straightforward.

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#206

I’ll never forget

our first meeting. You spoke to

my very soul: Hoooooooooooooonk!

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#207

It’s redundant to

say you’re gay and that you majored

in Theater Tech.

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Plus, at AlterNet I tried to figure out why I’ve had so many threesomes. The comments aren’t nearly as wackadoo this time, unfortch.

And at SF Weekly, I tried to write a righteous “I hate Kindles” post, but since I’m bisexual, or “It’s because you’re Libra” as Lauren said, which isn’t really true (I’m on the cusp!) I see both sides, and knowing me, I’ll probably own an e-reader within the year. So, pot, kettle, blah de blah, just fucking read it.

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Lauren

    You’re right between Libra and Virgo, two signs notorious for waffling between decisions. It’s like being a triple bisexual.

  2. anna

    i think you’re right but i’m not sure.

  3. Michael L. Moore

    I’d love to do your chart–do you have your exact time and place of birth?

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