Haiku for Adulthood: Sexytime 2


#148

“Like being pissed on?”

An OkCupid girl asks.

If so, urine luck.

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#149

Butt sex is as

likely to turn you gay as

watching A Chorus Line.

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#150

For the love of all

that’s sacred: It’s called foreplay.

Think outside my box!

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#151

That witty Facebook

comment took me 6 hours.

Can we bone now please?

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#152

I’d like to Freudian

slip my finger in your

Jung, supple body.

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#153

Jameson and standard

issue police handcuffs

don’t mix. Lesson learned.

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#154

The G-Spot is like

Mercantilism. I know

it exists. That’s it.

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#155

Reasons I’d probably

do you: Can pronounce Annie Proulx‘s

name. Handstands.

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#156

Do me a favor?

Never call yourself a

“malesbian” again.

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