Haiku for Adulthood: Serious Concerns 2

Photo: Marco Michelini


One of life’s unsolved

mysteries: Why they put nipples

on mannequins.



Irrational fears:

Revolving doors, those headless

muppets in Labyrinth.



Why I hate WebMd:

Search for, “Possible strep

throat?” First result: Plague.



Got just one text today:

“What’s that one Jewel song?”


(It was Foolish Games. Now you can sleep at night)



Folks always have

opinions on war, which way toilet

paper should roll.


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