Haiku for Adulthood: Reluctant Voicemails


#157

“Blacked out last night. Just

calling to see what I should

apologize for.”

__________

#158

Actual exchange.

How did I get home?

“I don’t know. I left you in

the strip club.” Strip club?!

__________

#159

What happens at Benders

stays there. But only ’cause

you won’t remember.

__________

#160

Actual exchange, slightly modified.

Come to the Little

Mermaid Sing Along! “You do

know that I’m straight, right?”

__________

I still want to go to the Sing Along.

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