Haiku for Adulthood: Reluctant Voicemails


“Blacked out last night. Just

calling to see what I should

apologize for.”



Actual exchange.

How did I get home?

“I don’t know. I left you in

the strip club.” Strip club?!



What happens at Benders

stays there. But only ’cause

you won’t remember.



Actual exchange, slightly modified.

Come to the Little

Mermaid Sing Along! “You do

know that I’m straight, right?”


I still want to go to the Sing Along.

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