My hot friend Kelly told me to write a haiku about her polydactyl cat, Tony Danza, which is I think the best sentence I’ve ever written, actually. This is not exactly about Tony Danza, but what it would be like to have extra fingers, i.e. AMAZING.
A bi girl with extra
digits would certainly
score extra digits.
I’m also kind of totally seriously thinking of starting a photo series here called, You Down With O.P.P. (Other People’s Pets). If you’d like me to be photographed with your gerbil, I am amenable to such a request.
Exhibit A: Petra aka Petty Bear
Yeah you know me.