Haiku for Adulthood: Polydactyl Cats 3


My hot friend Kelly told me to write a haiku about her polydactyl cat, Tony Danza, which is I think the best sentence I’ve ever written, actually. This is not exactly about Tony Danza, but what it would be like to have extra fingers, i.e. AMAZING.

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#140

A bi girl with extra

digits would certainly

score extra digits.

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I’m also kind of totally seriously thinking of starting a photo series here called, You Down With O.P.P. (Other People’s Pets). If you’d like me to be photographed with your gerbil, I am amenable to such a request.

Exhibit A: Petra aka Petty Bear

Yeah you know me.


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