Haiku for Adulthood: Online Dating 1

I feel like most of these could also be subtitles to a book that desperately needs to be written.


‘Cause it’s easier

to lie on the internet

than to someone’s face.



You were so much more

interesting when you were




“Living life to the

fullest” and other sayings

that won’t get you laid.



His message: “I like

your socks.” Tremendous! Let’s build

a life together.



“He has a comfy bed”

is not a great reason

to sleep with someone.



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