Haiku for Adulthood: Online Dating 1


I feel like most of these could also be subtitles to a book that desperately needs to be written.

#176

‘Cause it’s easier

to lie on the internet

than to someone’s face.

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#177

You were so much more

interesting when you were

two-dimensional.

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#178

“Living life to the

fullest” and other sayings

that won’t get you laid.

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#179

His message: “I like

your socks.” Tremendous! Let’s build

a life together.

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#180

“He has a comfy bed”

is not a great reason

to sleep with someone.

(again)

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