Haiku for Adulthood #85 – #91 3


Achievement of the Month:

New high score in Doodle Jump!

I hate myself.

(It was by like 30,000 points though! That’s really high. For me.)

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You kept the note I

wrote you. It just said “Bam!”

Me Tarzan. You impressed?

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What I want inscribed

on my tombstone when I die:

“Help! Buried Alive!”

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Yes, I just referred

to the rapper as “Little Wayne”

What? I’m half white.

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Jay-Z, you amply-blinged

Mr. Potato Head

genius! I love you.

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“Yes, that’s it, right there,

baby.” Wait, why am I sexting

using two hands?

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The mixtape you sent

had Nina and “Beat the pussy up”

Marry me?

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Back that sass up:


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3 thoughts on “Haiku for Adulthood #85 – #91

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    devon

    things i love about you #23765: three of your haiku are hip hop related.

    and you name checked the ying yang twins. awesome.

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    anna Post author

    That’s your doing, I’m afraid. My hip hop “knowledge” prior to last month was Hey Yah and Roses.

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