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Haiku for Adulthood #69-#75

Because I can’t resist making haiku #69 a sex joke…

“I juggle.” “Because

you like to hold more than two

balls at the same time?”

__________

Tepid, compact. We

said goodbye with

professional detachment.

_

It was the kind of kiss

that would never betray us

to each other.

__________

At Pizza Express,

the teenage cashier knows me.

It has come to that.

__________

I’m not very good

at routine. (Unless it involves

masochism.)

__________

I love a woman

who knows that the way to my

heart is through haiku.

__________

“You are SO much butcher

than me!” “Oh, is that right,

Motorcycle Boots?”

__________

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