Haiku for Adulthood: Lesbian Sex, Part II

#188

Trimmed nails are a MUST.

Trimmed everything else is

always a surprise.

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#189

It’s like straight sex, but

you aren’t labeled “slut” for

fucking on the first date.

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#190

“Bisexual” means

you get more threesome offers

than actual dates.

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#191

When lesbians say

“All night long,” they don’t mean

45-minutes.

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