(This has nothing to do with anything, i just liked it. Photo by: kufrik)
Lauren: how’s the parking by your house?
Lauren: it is?
like, there’s lots of it?
me: why wouldn’t you believe me?
i’ve just never heard parking described as “awesome”
me: well la dee da miss parksalot
me: sorry, still drunk
well i’ll stop talking about logistics to you then
me: oh it’s fine. just don’t make me do long division