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Sex Toy Reviews – Early to Bed

Snugglepuss

…as I moved it further and further in, the vibration cut out and then, after a few more uses, it broke completely, leaving me with two sad pieces of prawn-shaped rubber dangling by a thin wire. Continue reading…

Flogger Molly

What’s the difference between a whip, a scourge, a cat o’ nine, a flogger, a cudgel? All do basically the same thing, (settle arguments with in-laws) yet all have drastically different intents and results. Continue reading…

A is for Amour

The narrator exclaims, “He drove the length of his cock inside her, filling her to overfull.” Filling her to overfull? That’s like saying he fucked her till she was fucked out. Continue reading…

Funny “haha” and Funny “queer” – Grace the Spot

Stuff Lesbians Like

Fleece has helped many a flannel-lovin’ lesbian transition from “sullen teenager” to “sullen adult who perspires less.” The best part of all is that fleece is vegan and can be made entirely from recycled plastic bottles. So come on, give fleece a chance. Continue reading…

Top Honorary Lesbian Films

The terrible embarrassment of lesbian films can be traced back to the 1890s, before women could vote or read about Lindsay Lohan every waking moment and hence participated in a lot of drum circles and talked about how great it would be to film themselves talking and hitting drums. Thus, Men in Black was born. Continue reading…

My First Grace: To Lesbianism and Halfway Back

After the kiss, it was already 7am and we had to leave. With Styrofoam cups of hotel coffee, we hugged goodbye and drove back to our normal lives. I found out later that she had fallen asleep at the wheel on the way back and drove her car into a ditch. Continue reading…