Last month I competed in Shipwreck, The Booksmith’s highly entertaining erotic fanfiction competition that pits six writers against one great work of literature. The theme this time around was Sherlock Holmes, and my character assignment was Inspector Lestrade, whom Holmes doesn’t like very much, but comes to grudgingly respect.
I WON THE COMPETITION.
Other writers featured were Deborah Kenmore, Lily Miller, Erin Spannan, and Mike Ottum, and each were performed by thespian Sir Baruch Porras-Hernandez.
I have to defend my title for the next round at the end of July, which is Harry Potter.
Until then, please enjoy these hilarious Sherlock Holmes stories. Mine comes on around the 34:50 mark and involves:
– quite a few Dawson’s Creek references
– the words “man-mushroom” and “gentleman’s relish”
– a surprise cameo by Watson
– unadulterated man-on-man arousal
Please enjoy! I surely did. Probably a little too much.