Happy Anniversary To Me


I recently celebrated my year anniversary giving advice to lady lovin’ ladies at After Ellen. I can’t believe it’s been a year already, and that it’s been almost four years since I’ve been an advice columnist, starting way back at Centerstage Chicago, where my first column addressed the very pressing issues of hairy armpits and tips for gay teens. Also, just look at my fucking hipster author photo. My god.

Anyway, read my latest AE column, on dating straight women and how to bust polyamory myths. Bonus: includes my new favorite comment ever, from fellow AE writer Dara Nai:

And here’s a roundup of some of my favorite columns from this year:

Hook Up 11: How to give a lap dance. Nuff said.

Hook Up 13: Advice to Aussie readers, plus a quote from one of my favorite Rilke poems. This column also produced a really sweet fan email.

Hook Up 8: Using awkwardness to justify Weezer’s existence, and why flirtation should involve more three-legged races (not a threesome euphemism)

Hook Up 4: My mom is quoted in this one. Not about peyote. This time.

Hook Up 2: I really wish there was a lez porn flick called Saturday Night Beaver.

Hook Up 25: Our greatest vulnerability in life is when we risk nothing.

Thanks for reading and sending questions and helping me crowd source the best lap dance songs. I am eternally grateful that I get to write about things that make me happy.

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