A very heterosexual illustration by Sidney Paget of Holmes for "The Adventure of the Abbey Grange"
Last month I competed in Shipwreck, The Booksmith’s highly entertaining erotic fanfiction competition that pits six writers against one great work of literature. The theme this time around was Sherlock Holmes, and my character assignment was Inspector Lestrade, whom Holmes doesn’t like very much, but comes to grudgingly respect. I WON THE […]

Erotic Sherlock Holmes Fanfiction

The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) was an adorable and hilarious way to start the day! Check it out!!!! 😺🤗💯 A photo posted by Tegan and Sara (@teganandsara) on May 26, 2016 at 10:56am PDT   I can officially die now. Kelsey thinks I won them over with my […]

Tegan and Sara Call The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with ...

Adorable cat by Kelsey Beyer
Kelsey Beyer, my super-talented and amazing girlfriend, added some lesbian cat prints of images from our book on her Etsy shop  and you should buy them if… You love cats or art or queer women or tea or glasses or sex toys or sex generally or poetry or philosophy or kink or therapy or […]

Get this for your crush and then RUN AWAY (2) 2
Hi friends, crushes, exes, and exes’ exes! If you want to share The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) but are unsure how to do it or what to say, below are a few favorite haikus that I’ve turned into easily shareable images for Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest. For Facebook and Pinterest, […]

Share these lesbian sex haikus!

I’m nervous-chihuahua excited to announce that my first book, The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) hits shelves on April 19. I’ve been dreaming about publishing a book since I was a kid, and want this book to reach people, which is why I’m asking for your help. As a […]

The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!): My new book ...