All reactions to the SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriage in haiku* 1


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Antonin Scalia

“Naked impotence…

pretentious liberty…ask

the nearest hippie!”

 

Republican presidential candidates

This isn’t over!

I won’t stop until NOBODY

has ANY rights.

 

Canadians

Welcome, finally,

to the 21st-century,

America!

 

Those who compare everything to Hitler

Lesbians are

vegetarians. SO WAS

HITLER. Coincidence?

 

Caterers across the nation

GIVE ME ALL OF THE

MARZIPAN YOU HAVE IN STOCK,

DAMMIT! THEY’RE COMING!

 

Fox News

Hey look, Bristol

Palin is doing something

over here with babies!

 

Those who threatened to leave the country if gay marriage became legalized

Hmm, I guess Iran

isn’t so bad? And I’ve heard

Uganda is…nice.

 

Solomon in the Bible

Marriage is between

one man and his 1,000

wives and concubines!

 

Your hippie mom

Love is love! I once

had spiritual intercourse

with a redwood!

 

Everyone else

*Breaks the internet

with outpouring of support

and hashtags* #LoveWins

 

*Inspired by this funny McSweeney’s post.


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