A brief poem about Pamela Anderson


Shana sent me this link to Go Fug Yourself and told me to enter the Fug Challenge, which was to write a couplet about this picture:

These are my couplets. There are 174 comments already, some of them with multiple couplets, so I don’t think I stand a chance, but still, good fun. Also, she’s playing Aladdin, apparently. Hence the genie reference.

If her mouth-hat could talk, I’m sure it would rant,
“Nice try with the cape, but you’re still not in pants.”

or:

It’s ‘I dream of genie’ on uppers, you scoff!
That’s what you get when you Hassel the Hoff.

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