A brief poem about Pamela Anderson

Shana sent me this link to Go Fug Yourself and told me to enter the Fug Challenge, which was to write a couplet about this picture:

These are my couplets. There are 174 comments already, some of them with multiple couplets, so I don’t think I stand a chance, but still, good fun. Also, she’s playing Aladdin, apparently. Hence the genie reference.

If her mouth-hat could talk, I’m sure it would rant,
“Nice try with the cape, but you’re still not in pants.”


It’s ‘I dream of genie’ on uppers, you scoff!
That’s what you get when you Hassel the Hoff.

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